fisheye lens, from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
![figure “Types of using format”[?], column “Cropped circle”, row “3:2”, link “78% FOV, 92% sensor” with tooltip text “File:3-2-circumcised.png”](/posts/attachments/302c8c09-07fa-4b99-a417-ad99233cc10f/9d20bca6fc98b7d44e51a87592418063fee112385fbba0553d694eb6df050bcb.png)
time to go the fuck home again
“so, no card?”
an aaaa game is 1/6 of a 9V battery game
an aaaa game is when your single-a game adopts ipv6
an aaaa game is 1/6 of a 9V battery game
text/plainI can’t agree more J
signed: a guy who lost points of sanity having to fork HTML parsers to explicitly not crash on non valid HTML in emails because, well, Gmail parses it fine so I have to parse it fine too
text/plainI can’t agree more J
VTOL means Vermont: Take Off and Leave
DFU means Dallas/Fort Uorth
“she’s a real gooner in the doona” — hypothetical review of yours truly
gooner? i barely knower
molasses implies the existence of molads and mononbinary pals
bippo and beppo implies the existence of not just zippo, but also zeppo
“girls could fix me” but in a tone that implies this is not just a hope, but a last resort
(this is critical to my operation, but i won't require it to allow for girl product differentiation)
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TOILETSIT
OPTININAU
(as of 9 june 2023, § 40)
you've heard of predatory journals. now, get ready for prey journals. they're so small. be careful, don't squish them with your huge impact factor
impact_difference
australian chastity cage, call it a Locked Bag
kangaroo in chastity, call that a locked 袋鼠
forljg ulnk fmld when you’re in game, call that a qwksfo h;hkjf
bj;ukg iuef bmur when you leave game, call that a cyifhae hyhfkb
forljg ulnk fmld when you’re in game, call that a qwksfo h;hkjf
This is the same image, as a GIF ready to be imported to Windows 95.
The image looks vertically stretched, because it is rendered with non-square pixels in Windows.
Open in Internet Explorer; right-click, save picture as, and select "BMP File" under type.
Save it, then open it in Paint. Select all, copy.
Open another Paint window, and open \Windows\logos.sys.
Paste over the image, then save it. Shut down to see it in action.
Horse, M.D.
Cat, txt
Fox, org
Crab, rs
Fish, fish
the spine has no nerves
Sundefined-Eundefined
spag = spaghetti
bol = bolognese
emia = presence in blood
bit of a fixer upper, but lots of character. two bathrooms, perfect for a growing family, with fresh air and a stunning view despite some minor plumbing issues. $680 per week
Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']
My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump
gyndon b. johnson
geanut butter & jam
gock bl[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']
My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump
gyndon b. johnson
geanut butter & jam
Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']
My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump
gyndon b. johnson
phlebotomy is when you have blood drawn by someone. phlebotopy is when you draw someone's blood
phlebonomy is when you are a vampire
phleboscopy is when you look at the moon through a film of blood, unlocking the werewolf tendencies
phlebotomy is when you have blood drawn by someone. phlebotopy is when you draw someone's blood
phlebonomy is when you are a vampire
phlebotomy is when you have blood drawn by someone. phlebotopy is when you draw someone's blood
The existence of the Honda Civic implies the existence of the Honda Militant
The Honda Accord must intermittently do battle with its equal and opposite, the Honda Discord.
honda fit vs honda injured
Honda Odyssey and Honda Iliad
Toyota Tacoma and Toyota Seattle
Dallas Semiconductor and Fort Worth Semiconductor
GDB: thats too hard. heres 207 system registers i think are good. do you like this
❌ bobs your uncle
⭕️ bingos your sister
call that philip seymour huffman
kuggis pluggis
![Tools for customisation
Author tools: styles, scripts, interactivity
User tools: user styling, user scripting, bookmarklets
[cow tools]
User styling: when loading some URL, add custom CSS
User scripting: when loading some URL, run JS in page context
Bookmarklets: when loading bookmark, run JS in page context](/posts/attachments/7b785423-6487-4583-bde7-cc04a32b7765/mpv-shot0017.jpg)
i did a talk about why being able to customise the web is important, with a focus on userstyles, userscripts, and bookmarklets.
i explore how to make them, why people make them (thanks to your replies!), what we can learn from them, and how we can make them better.
i only know the first four letters of dQw4w9WgXcQ, but i know all ten letters of IN Elite!EienteiYsU. this says a lot about society
“what’s the command to make x11 slutty?” — @bark
grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups
grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress
making sure i hit my puppy sla under threat of refunding my owner prorata
<@bark> owner gets a massive bill because they got charged for 5000 borks egress on the puppy they didn’t suspend
dealing with a major puppy leak incident after my cage was left unsecured
grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups
grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress
making sure i hit my puppy sla under threat of refunding my owner prorata
<@bark> owner gets a massive bill because they got charged for 5000 borks egress on the puppy they didn’t suspend
grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups
grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress
making sure i hit my puppy sla under threat of refunding my owner prorata
NAME
mdadmdma - manage MDMA devices aka midomafetamine
SYNOPSIS
mdadmdma [
like swap eyeballs every night” — 🪐
I really hate it when programmers abbreviate "count" as "cnt". It's two more letters, motherfucker
it’s tyool 2008. you just started high school (year 8, not year 7). you go to the canteen and what do you find? nudie nothing but 4½ oranges™©® double pulp? pfft, no. that would be a very good choice, if you wanted a Proper orange juice, and if your canteen even sold it, but who could afford that shit with $3 a day^ of lunch money?
the internet (and the photo above) would have you believe that the magical liquid in question looks like one of these…
…but that wasn’t always the case! it actually looked more like this:
^ or $0 a day, if you weren’t white
your video (audio) looks (sounds) like i would have sent it as a crusty .3gp (.amr) to my high school buddies over infrared in 2009
and not “hacked on the sticks”
reverse engineering is when you do a lot of hex to decimal and decimal to hex conversions. the more conversions you do, the more reverse the engineering is
reverse engineering is when you do a lot of byte swapping. the smaller the endian is, the more reverse the engineering is
nearly every time we talk about how DOCSIS modems, up until relatively recently, encapsulated PPPoE traffic in MPEG Transport Stream format, we have the pleasure of seeing someone go “wait, what?”
thanks for using eggstrogen
(teggstrosterone coming soon)the existence of conjugated eggbug estrogens implies the existence of eggbug pregnancy and eggbug piss
