• EMAILS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BUTTONS
• YEARS OF COMMUNICATING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for more than text/plain
• Wanted to style content anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WEBSITES"
• "Yes please embed an IMAGE in my email. Please use MULTIPLE FONTS in it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED

I can’t agree more  J

signed: a guy who lost points of sanity having to fork HTML parsers to explicitly not crash on non valid HTML in emails because, well, Gmail parses it fine so I have to parse it fine too

• EMAILS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BUTTONS
• YEARS OF COMMUNICATING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for more than text/plain
• Wanted to style content anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WEBSITES"
• "Yes please embed an IMAGE in my email. Please use MULTIPLE FONTS in it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED

VTOL means Vermont: Take Off and Leave

“she’s a real gooner in the doona” — hypothetical review of yours truly

“girls could fix me” but in a tone that implies this is not just a hope, but a last resort

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TOILETSIT

you've heard of predatory journals. now, get ready for prey journals. they're so small. be careful, don't squish them with your huge impact factor

australian chastity cage, call it a Locked Bag

forljg ulnk fmld when you’re in game, call that a qwksfo h;hkjf

This is the same image, as a GIF ready to be imported to Windows 95.
The image looks vertically stretched, because it is rendered with non-square pixels in Windows.

Open in Internet Explorer; right-click, save picture as, and select "BMP File" under type.
Save it, then open it in Paint. Select all, copy.
Open another Paint window, and open \Windows\logos.sys.
Paste over the image, then save it. Shut down to see it in action.

Horse, M.D.

Cat, txt

Fox, org

Crab, rs

was not expecting the term “spag bol” to have my american girlfriend breaking down in cackling laughter but apparently they don’t call it that over there?

Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']

My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump

gyndon b. johnson

geanut butter & jam

Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']

My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump

gyndon b. johnson

Anyone: [abbreviates 'gay baby jail' as 'GBJ']

My brain, invariably: gackwards blong jump

phlebotomy is when you have blood drawn by someone. phlebotopy is when you draw someone's blood

phlebonomy is when you are a vampire

phleboscopy is when you look at the moon through a film of blood, unlocking the werewolf tendencies

phlebotomy is when you have blood drawn by someone. phlebotopy is when you draw someone's blood

The existence of the Honda Civic implies the existence of the Honda Militant

The Honda Accord must intermittently do battle with its equal and opposite, the Honda Discord.

honda fit vs honda injured

Honda Odyssey and Honda Iliad

Toyota Tacoma and Toyota Seattle

i did a talk about why being able to customise the web is important, with a focus on userstyles, userscripts, and bookmarklets.

i explore how to make them, why people make them (thanks to your replies!), what we can learn from them, and how we can make them better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFQejlPf6U

grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups

grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress

making sure i hit my puppy sla under threat of refunding my owner prorata

<@bark> owner gets a massive bill because they got charged for 5000 borks egress on the puppy they didn’t suspend

grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups

grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress

making sure i hit my puppy sla under threat of refunding my owner prorata

grafana but for logging my quality of life, like spoons and chronic illnesses flareups

grafana but for logging my % of barks vs words, so i can have Observability into my puppy tf progress

I really hate it when programmers abbreviate "count" as "cnt". It's two more letters, motherfucker

reverse engineering is when you do a lot of hex to decimal and decimal to hex conversions. the more conversions you do, the more reverse the engineering is

nearly every time we talk about how DOCSIS modems, up until relatively recently, encapsulated PPPoE traffic in MPEG Transport Stream format, we have the pleasure of seeing someone go “wait, what?”

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