bark. bark bark (@bark) [archived]

what if everything was written in "special guest bio" voice

Cheesecake is an award-winning desert with over two thousand years of experience in the food space. Adopting their household name in the fifteenth century, cheesecake has revolutionised the eating experience of millions around the world. Cheesecake's newest form — baked — is now available in supermarkets, bakeries and online.

shuppy (@delan) [archived]

shuppy’s newest form — baked — is much more relaxed and comfortable, especially in the bedroom, but it can be prone to asking silly questions or snowballing its worries