shuppy (@delan) — [archived]

stop doing long distance

Stop doing long distance Partners were not supposed to be far away Years of being gay yet no real-world use found for living in different houses Wanted to spend time apart anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “commuting to work” “Yes please only let us meet once a month. Please conduct this relationship over discord” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged Look at what geography has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the tectonic plates and latitude we built for them: (This is real long distance, done by real gays): [A screenshot from Apple Maps of a route that is 6 hours 32 minutes and 333 miles] [A screenshot of a train journey that is 7 hours 36 minutes and has 3 changes] [A screenshot from discord that says “you started a call that lasted 9 hours”] “Hello I would like no cuddles please” They have played us for absolute fools

(by @olivvybee)